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 New shipment came, finally got more beer.  
19th-Jul-2009 06:00 pm
 New shipment came, finally got more beer. 
19th-Jul-2009 11:15 pm (UTC)
Try not to drink it all again.

[hopes it's obvious that he's very much KIDDING]
19th-Jul-2009 11:19 pm (UTC)
[Sawyer makes a face at him.]
Yeah well, it wasn't all me last time. Juliet 'n Kate drank most of it.
19th-Jul-2009 11:21 pm (UTC)
Ah, Juliet and Kate... sure, sure.
19th-Jul-2009 11:36 pm (UTC)
Whatever. You want some or not?
19th-Jul-2009 11:38 pm (UTC)

Yeah, okay. Fine.
19th-Jul-2009 11:41 pm (UTC)
[Sawyer gives Dan a slightly sarcastic, but pleased smile. He passes Dan a beer.]
Bottoms up.
19th-Jul-2009 11:47 pm (UTC)


So, how... are you?
19th-Jul-2009 11:58 pm (UTC)
[He shrugs and takes a large gulp of beer.]
Ain't been doin' much lately. Been itchin' for somethin' to do, and I can't find anythin' at all.
20th-Jul-2009 12:03 am (UTC)
Youuuuu could... hunt? Or help Dan babysit. Orr... um. Something.
20th-Jul-2009 12:11 am (UTC)
Don't really need to hunt, we got food here. And I ain't good with kids.
[He takes another sip.]
I'm just watin' for somethin' to come along.
20th-Jul-2009 12:14 am (UTC)
You mean... something dangerous?

[more drankin']

Because that's what you make it sound like... and the only things that ever "come along" here are dangerous things.
20th-Jul-2009 12:20 am (UTC)
[Sawyer slowly lifts the can up to his lips, thinking.]
Somethin's always happenin' on this island Danny Boy. It's just a matter of findin' it, or it findin' you.
20th-Jul-2009 12:24 am (UTC)
That's — that's a very good point.

[frowns, takes a bigger gulp than before]
20th-Jul-2009 12:31 am (UTC)
[He's almost finished with his first can, and he slushes the beer in it around. Still thinking.]
So what you've been up to Einstein?
20th-Jul-2009 12:35 am (UTC)
Oh, nothing.

I've been helping Dan babysit. That's... about it.

[aaaand an even bigger gulp — gasp! could it be Dan is feeling sorry enough for himself to actually drink like a MAN?]

He's with Claire a lot. Alone.
20th-Jul-2009 12:43 am (UTC)
[He finishes his beer, and pops open another one, chuckling.]
Ohhoho, so the evil twin's been layin' the moves on Mamacita?
[A smirk drags across his face.]
Good for him.

20th-Jul-2009 12:45 am (UTC)

That's not really something I want to think about, James.

[finishes off the can, hesitantly moves to grab another]
20th-Jul-2009 12:49 am (UTC)
[Dan's modesty causes Sawyer to let out a snort of laughter.]
If you say so.
'Least one of you is gettin' some. You should be celebratin'.
20th-Jul-2009 12:52 am (UTC)
[makes a :| face

If you had a clone who had a girlfriend and you didn't, would you be celebrating?

I'm a nice guy, James, but... I have my limits.

[possibly cannot hold liquor at all and may be just a wee bit buzzed already]
20th-Jul-2009 01:00 am (UTC)
[He considers this, drinking more and making a face in thought.]
Well that settles it Helter Skelter, we gotta find you a girl.
20th-Jul-2009 01:03 am (UTC)

I had — have a girl, okay? She's just not... here.
20th-Jul-2009 01:12 am (UTC)
[Sawyer holds his hands up in defense.]
Hey, just tryin' to be helpful.
20th-Jul-2009 01:19 am (UTC)
Yeah, well, when she walks out of that jungle... you'll see.

[drinks some more]
20th-Jul-2009 01:24 am (UTC)
[He gives Dan a mixed look of dismissal and sympathy.]
Yeah sure, an' in th' meantime you're miserable. Sounds like a carnival of fun to me.
20th-Jul-2009 01:26 am (UTC)
So, what, you want me to pine over someone else until Charlotte shows up? How am I gonna explain that to either of them?

I don't even like any of the girls here, except Juliet.
20th-Jul-2009 01:30 am (UTC)
Who says Red's even gonna come back,
[Sawyer gives Dan a fixed look.]
That ain't even gonna happen.
20th-Jul-2009 01:32 am (UTC)
I say she's gonna come back.


I didn't say I want to go out with her. I just said I like her. As a friend.
20th-Jul-2009 01:44 am (UTC)
[Sawyer grumbles.]
Ain't nothin' here that we can decide.
20th-Jul-2009 01:52 am (UTC)
Don't worry, James. I'm not gonna steal your girl.

[looks at beer can, thoughtfully]
20th-Jul-2009 02:04 am (UTC)
That's a real comfort Hugh.
[He's a little grumpy now, and in result he takes larger gulps of his beer.]

20th-Jul-2009 02:05 am (UTC)

Who's Hugh?

[chuckles a little at how that rhymes — is totally getting drunk, gods help us all]
20th-Jul-2009 02:08 am (UTC)
[Sawyer looks at Dan, did he really just not get that?]
Hugh. Hugh Hefner.
[He pauses, still giving Dan a weird look.]
Never mind, I aint even explainin'.
20th-Jul-2009 02:09 am (UTC)
Oh. Him.

20th-Jul-2009 02:12 am (UTC)
[Sawyer looks mildly impressed.]
Good to know you're like the rest of us.
[He takes another drink of his beer, finishing it off.]
20th-Jul-2009 02:13 am (UTC)
What're you talking about?

[peers into his can — what when did it get so empty? WHY IS THE RUM BEER GONE?]
20th-Jul-2009 02:17 am (UTC)
Talkin' 'bout bein' a normal healthy male Dan.
[He ends the sentence with a knowing look.]
20th-Jul-2009 02:18 am (UTC)
[squintyface of confusion]

I don't follow.
20th-Jul-2009 02:25 am (UTC)
[He looks at Dan again. Was he really not following this? Or was he just playing dumb?]
I'm talkin' about you knowin' what it is.
20th-Jul-2009 02:29 am (UTC)
Ohhhh. Well, yeah. Of course I know what that is. Everyone does.

[blank look]
20th-Jul-2009 02:31 am (UTC)
[Eyebrow raise, so he wasn't admitting anything.]
Good to know.
20th-Jul-2009 02:48 am (UTC)
[no, because Dan is innocent and pure and WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT.]


[burps, quietly] Er — excuse me.
20th-Jul-2009 02:51 am (UTC)
[Sawyer can't help but smirking.]
Yer perfectly fine.
[He takes a drink of his beer, quietly laughing to himself.]

20th-Jul-2009 02:54 am (UTC)
[makes another face]

What're you laughing at?
20th-Jul-2009 03:09 am (UTC)
[Sawyer considers telling him, but decides against it. The alcohol is hitting his system and he plops down on a chair. ]

20th-Jul-2009 03:14 am (UTC)


[thinks he should probably not drink anymore — such a lightweight]
21st-Jul-2009 06:25 pm (UTC)
[Sawyer opens another beer and passes it to Dan.]

So, tell me about yourself. What's your life story, Twitchy.
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21st-Jul-2009 06:26 pm (UTC)
What, it ain't to your likin'?
[He gives Ben a once over.]
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21st-Jul-2009 07:56 pm (UTC)
I don't know Gizmo, maybe 'cause it's good?
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